The epic of Gilgamesh, the king who tried to conquer death

Did you know that in 1849, archaeologists unearthed what could be the first superhero story ever? It's called the Epic of Gilgamesh, and it's a tale of power, friendship, and the quest for immortality that still captivates readers after 4,000 years.

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Here's a brief summary:

Gilgamesh, the ruler of Uruk, finds himself entangled in a series of problematic situations due to his controversial marriage practices. In an attempt to counterbalance Gilgamesh's unruly behavior, the goddess Aruru designs Enkidu. Following a remarkable wrestling contest, the two develop a strong friendship. They join forces to conquer Humbaba, the fearsome protector of the Cedar Forest. Gilgamesh dismisses the goddess Ishtar, leading to a confrontation with the Bull of Heaven. Tragically, Enkidu passes away, leaving Gilgamesh grappling with the concept of his own mortality.

Chasing immortality, Gilgamesh meets a bar-tending goddess and an immortal man, Utanapishti. Both advise him to enjoy life as it is, but he's stubborn. He even snoozes through his challenge to stay awake for a week straight!

In a twist of fate, a sneaky snake steals a magical plant that could've rejuvenated Gilgamesh. But don't worry, he finds peace eventually. Gilgamesh vows to live a life worth remembering and immortalizes his story on a tablet.

This isn't just a mythical soap opera. Gilgamesh was probably a real ruler, and his adventures have been inspiring stories for centuries.

Next time you feel like conquering the impossible, remember Gilgamesh – maybe just skip the part about fighting celestial bulls. 😉